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    Introducing the This Card Might Suck But I Swallow greeting card a humorous and self-aware option for your customers looking for an ice-breaker or a light-hearted way to acknowledge life's imperfections.

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    • Front Message: This Card Might Suck But I Swallow
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    • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 in.
    • Includes: Greeting Card Envelope Plastic Wrap
    Weight0.5 lbs
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